• School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

buttlicked:

DO IT FOR THE VINE. Please save my grape vines I am a farmer and this my only income.

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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(Source: deathmetalpenguin)