fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls)

i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon)

tehrisa:

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oate:

audidas:

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