Tomorrow could be the someday you’ve been waiting for.
William Chapman  (via solytaire)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings)

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aidn)

minimalisturl:

leafwhirlwind:

foxdear said: 

naruto is for nerds

yeah it is for nice educated rich nobles 

nern

(Source: bauks)


necrophilofthefuture:

ok yes I see what you’re doing but why